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Shit Happens

Oh for crying out loud Paul Kausalik, why did you do it? Kausalik was arrested on suspicion of drink driving and allegedly putting poo in his mouth and spitting it at police. Here’s how it unfolded. Kausalik failed a sobriety test and was taken to the police station where he asked to use the toilet. Next thing he returns with a mouthful of feces and “violently” spits the shit at a cop, hitting him on his face and head. That’s a lose/lose right there.

Want sauce with that?

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Gives New Meaning to Little Shit

A 16 year old North Hunterdon High School student is in big doodah after he caused a stink in his mid term exams. The teen allegedly asked to use the bathroom and then shat in a coffee mug with a screw on cap and returned to the classroom then removed the lid. I’d give him a few extra marks for accuracy, do you know how hard it is to poop into a mug?

Want sauce with that?

 

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Oh Shit

Oh for the love of sanitation Darwin, you might want to reconsider closing public toilets at night. Rumor has it the city streets are awash with human feces.Evidently a shopping center manager said he hoses poo off the concrete footpaths and onto the street up to three times a day. Port Darwin MLA John Elferink said “I found four little deposits along the back – it is just gross,”. Problem is during the rainy season many itinerants move from their camps to shopping areas for shelter.

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Human Waste Dumped On Crops

That was some shit!

You know what I hate? When a friggin plane dumps human waste across 25 acres of your farmland. I really friggin hate that. Farmer Ian Clegg from Northamptonshire has been forced to burn £8,000 worth of crops because of the shit and sanitary towels strewn throughout his fields. Not only that,  he has also been forced to move his livestock indoors and have them vet checked. Sheez, don’t want any mad cows! Clegg discovered the human waste while checking on his cows and sheep. Authorities are now investigating why a plane would dump it’s “load” over the farmers property.

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Your Work is Shit?

OK, this isn’t something new but an artist in Australia is having an exhibition featuring her own feces. Yes, Georgie Mattingley (21) works with her own brightly colored shit. The exhibition entitled Life is Delicious will be held at Kingston Arts Centre, Moorabbin. Mattingley became fascinated with the color of excrement when she was 13 “I’ve done everything I can to turn something so vulgar and repulsive into something so beautiful and spiritual”. Hmm,  I bet she goes through hell cans of air freshener. Click here to see a sample of her work Life Is Delicious.

Psst You know somehow I can’t imagine hanging her work on my wall!

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Who Flung Dung

A warning to anyone in Fargo attempting to kick poo at police, that will get you a year in jail. Dennis Fike was having a party when police were called. At some stage he shat on the rug and tried to kick it at police.

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Septic Tank Fail

Oh dear, the last thing you should be doing is fiddling with a tank full of shit..I’m just saying. Sheez, bags not sitting next to him on the ride home!

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Little Squirts and Big Shits

You know what I hate? When a Toronto gang use squirt bottles filled with feces to rob people. I really friggin hate that. The gang usually strikes ATM customers after they have just finished withdrawing money.Gross. Here’s how they do it, first, one gang member approaches the victim and sprays them with the feces (believed to be human) then a second gang member approaches to offer assistance to the appalled victim by holding their jacket or purse while they clean themselves. Both then flee with the items. Hmm, sounds like a lot of hard work to me, buy a friggin gun!

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Oh Shit

Everybody duck!

Remember when the Portland bomb squad were called out to destroy a suspicious package that turned out to be full of feces? Hmm, yeah well neither do I, but evidently the poo bomb was planted outside city hall by disgruntled former firefighter, Larry York. York eventually admitted to it after dobbing in another firefighter. There’s 37 yeas as a firefighter down the toilet!

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Supersize Me

That's probably the reason it tastes like....

Forget about the special sauce, a team of friggin microbiologists from Hollins University found that 48% of the sodas they tested from fast food soda fountains had coliform bacteria. Hmm, not as bad as an exploding supernova, but close. Obviously you don’t know the layman’s term for Coliform…friggin shit, feces, poo,  people. No biggie, there has only been one recorded outbreak linked to soda fountains in the last decade. As you were.

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