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So the IRS can multi task, who knew? Michael Hicks who works as a contractor for the Internal Revenue Service in Detroit has been charged by the Feds for urinating in their elevator on numerous occasions. The dude was busted after a surveillance camera was installed following employee complaints about the horrendous stench coming from the IRS freight elevator. Mr Hicks was identified as the culprit and when he admitted to the crime of  deliberately peeing on IRS property he said “he did it because he felt he could get away with it.” Charming, I bet he keeps the lid up at home too.


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