We Are Up To 18

For several years I have been posting about the random severed feet ( in sneakers) washing up on the coast of British Colombia. With each new foot, authorities continue to dismiss the theory that a serial killer is at large, instead  claiming the feet belong to suicide victims. I don’t know, 18 severed feet in sneakers….gotta be going hmmm at some stage, right ?

PSST: I hope for the authorities sake there isn’t some friggin psycho with a wood chipper…..just saying.

Got Milk

Oh for the love of toe jam, a woman in Virginia has been charged with scrapping dead skin off her feet and plonking it in her family’s milk. Ewh, seems the middle aged woman had lots of dry dead skin from diabetes and decided to serve it up to her relis as a dinner surprise.

Tony Robbins Firewalk Fail

I don’t think I’m doing it right!!

Ewh ouch, seems a few Tony Robbins fans got their tootsies burnt after failing the firewalk during his “Unleash the Power Within” event. 21 were burned and 3 were taken to hospital after attempting to walk across 10ft of hot coals. One witness said “I heard wails of pain, screams of agony”. The best quote however came from the Fire chief who proclaimed “We discourage people from walking over hot coals,”. No shit Sherlock!!!!

Psst Oh dear, back to the self help tapes!!!!

Washed Up Feet Mystery Solved

You can stop with the conspiracy theories now, the case of the floating human feet in sneakers has been solved.Yep, remember how all those feet in shoes that randomly washed up on to beaches in Canada and Washington State?  Hmm, well an investigation has determined most of the feet belonged to suicide victims who had jumped from a bridge over the Fraser River. Seems when the bodies decomposed in the water the feet were protected from hungry fish, thanks to the rubber soled shoes they were wearing. And that, my friends, is mystery solved.

Penguin Dilemma

No one likes getting their feet wet!

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers

One chair fits all!

Sheez, you know when Greece is broke when their nation’s largest government health insurance provider is no longer gonna pay for special footwear for diabetes patients because its cheaper just to amputate their feet. Oh yeah, bless!