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He Is Your Father

hairA 21 year old woman got the shock of her life when she  discovered that the receptionist at a fertility clinic, where her parents underwent artificial insemination, was her real father. Seems the convicted kidnapper who had been working at the clinic had deliberately switched sperm with her intended “father”.  It is feared that the man may have switched samples with several other male patients and could have fathered numerous children without couples knowing. Unfortunately, the man in question is no longer alive but his mother agreed to a DNA swab which confirmed the girl and parent’s worst fear. The clinic, which was associated with the University of Utah,is no longer operating and there are no remaining records but the Uni is offering genetic testing for anyone who used the clinic from 1988 through 1994.

Want sauce with that?



Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

The Dumbest Excuse Ever to Buy a High Powered Rifle

When Dane Eisenman bought a .30-06 rifle from a classified ad he told the seller he was buying it to kill friggin aliens. No loons, not illegal ones, the ones from outer space. Seems every 36,000 years the bastards that live under the sun come down to Earth to kill us. Eiseman said he needed to be prepared as they were coming soon. Of course after the sale the seller reported him to police and well what do you know? He’s a convicted felon and legally prohibited from owning a fire arm. Sheez, stuff that, what about the friggin aliens?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never