Tag Archives: fetus

You Know Your Life Sucks When ….

I'm not even allowed on it!

…. a fetus on Facebook  has more friggin friends than you. Yes, you heard me, a fetus has a friggin Facebook page, thanks to its parents Matthew and Ellie Greene AND Marriah already has over 300 friends. How the hell does she type?

Psst I would hate to get poked by a fetus…I’m just saying!


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, You Go Girl!

I Hope You Don’t Wear It Around Your Neck!

Oh for crying out louk,  a man from Laos killed his pregnant wife with an axe because he wanted to use the fetus to make a “louk lord” (lucky charm) so he could win lotto. Hmm, so far it hasn’t working for him! The man allegedly lured the unsuspecting wife into a forest, killed her and then removed the three month old fetus. He told police, when he was arrested the following day, that he heard if he created a “louk lord” he could ask the ghosts for the winning lottery numbers. So far the fetus has not been found.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never