Want to get back at your ex? Well, here’s the most nastiest way possible. You buy a car, register it under your ex’s name and then park it at Chicago’s O’hare Airport for three years. When the Chicago’s Department of Finance finally tracks them down, they will be given a bill for $105,000 in parking fines. Ta-da. Oh yeah, and don’t worry, in Chicago, judges make the victim pay. Don’t believe me, just ask Jennifer Fitzgerald, that’s what her ex boyfriend did. Now she is the proud owner of the biggest fines in Chicago’s history.
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Well %$*@ me, a new Middleboro (Massachusetts) bylaw, that now gives police the power to fine anyone caught %$*@ing swearing in public, has ruffled the feathers of the locals. A group of about 60 protestors cursed and flashed their middle fingers in disgust at the new laws. Hell, a protest isn’t complete without a megaphone, and the protestors didn’t disappoint, with an open mic allowing anyone to express their disapproval with some choice words. Hmm, I’m predicting a few people may be bankrupt by the end of the year .
Bless, Aussie real estate agents can now be fined up to $1.1 million dollars if they fail to disclose murder houses or problem neighbors to potential buyers. Hopefully the new law, which came in effect on the 1st of July, will alleviate the anguish and nightmares which have befallen many who have eventually discovered they were living in a past crime scene.
OMG, Queensland has introduced a new law which means you could now get an on the spot for swearing or pissing in public. The Queensland Premier Anna Bligh is hoping the new powers will help stop minor public offences from clogging up the courts. So one more time people, urinating or swearing in public will get you an on the spot fine of between $100-$300. That’s an estimated Government saving of between $18-$30 million a year. Shit!
OMG a driver in London has been charged by a policeman for not being in control of his vehicle after wiping his nose while stuck in traffic. Geez, that’s harsh. Michael Mancini from Ayrshire in Scotland was stationary in the traffic and had his handbrake on when he blew his nose. Next thing he knew he was being pulled over by the cop and handed a $97 fine which included the loss of three points. Of course Mr Mancini isn’t going to pay the fine, it’s off to court he goes to defend his booger rights. Don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight people.
Psst Maybe it was because he didn’t use a hanky? I’m just saying!