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Mysterious Phoenix Flash

Any ideas on what could have caused a mysterious flash during a Phoenix traffic report, loons? Hmm, I’m going for an overzealous cop with a taser gun. Gee, hope it ain’t Rush Limbaugh’s letterbox!!!!

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What Would Spiderman Do?

Oh for crying out loud people, what the hell are you guys doing in superhero costumes in the first place? OK, picture this, a comic book owner Michael Baulderstone dressed as Spiderman spies a customer acting suspicious and realizes he is trying to steal a valuable comic by shoving it in his backpack. Kaboom, Kapow, Bam. The next thing the sorry assed thief knows is he’s being hauled through the store by Spiderman. Meanwhile, several Jedi Knights and a Flash stood guard at the front door, just in case the suspect decided to flee with the $160 book. Don’t friggin mess with the superheroes of Adelaide’s Comic Centre people! Kickass!

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More Like Verbal Diarrhoea

Naked man blames explosive diarrhoeaOK here’s the thing naked guy in a van, if you are going to flash at people don’t be telling the police it was because you have “explosive” diarrhoea. Hmm, that only works if there is evidence of it! David Todd Napodano was still naked when police arrived at the car park at Lehigh Acres after two women claimed he had flashed them. No sign of any explosive shit!

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