Tag Archives: flight attendant

Why Didn’t I Fly SouthWest?

All I heard on my trip to the US was how Southwest are the best friggin airline to fly…blah blah.  When I was stuck on the tarmac for two hours in my squishy little American Airlines seat, other passengers were muttering …this wouldn’t happen on Southwest Airlines. Hmm, this is probably why  ….


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Rats On Planes?

Flight attendant accused of smuggling pet rats on planesHell no. A trolley dolly for  American Airlines is suing her co workers after they accused her of sneaking her pet rats onto planes by hiding them in her pantyhose and underwear. After she was dobbed in, her passport was flagged for over a year forcing her to go through extra security. Her lawyer said . “She’s not a nut. They’re making her out to be a nut.” She is adamant she never brought her rodents to work.


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Peek-a-boo Extreme

Where did everyone go?

OK, note to self, do not place a baby in a overhead locker when on a Virgin Blue flight. A male flight attendant has been given the boot after he allegedly popped a 17 month old baby in the overhead compartment and closed the latch during a peek-a-boo game on a flight from Fiji to Sydney . Natalie Williamson claims the flight attendant placed her son in the locker when he joined in with her then husband during the game . Sheez, I’m amazed there was any room in one, when I fly they are usually chock-a-block. Anywho, she says her son has seen various specialists since the incident as he now suffers anxiety . Virgin Blue have given Ms Williamson three free flights but she says she is too distraught to redeem them

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I’m French, F*** You

French? Well, now you're fucked!

OK, one more time people, even if you are French you can’t smoke on a friggin airplane. Franck Lebrun was allegedly caught smoking in a toilet during a flight from Nice to New York. When a Delta Airlines flight attendant and crew member suspected Lebrun had been puffing in the loo they confronted him and told him don’t friggin do it. Later, when seen heading to the toilets again they warned him once more. In response he pushed around a  female flight attendant. Enter federal air marshals who ordered him back to his seat.  After getting more aggressive he was handcuffed and moved to the rear of the plane where he yelled at the passengers “I’m French, fuck you!”

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Flight Attendant Meltdown on JetBlue

OK, that was awkward.

Steven Slater has just won the award for best exit by a flight attendant after being verbally abused by a passenger. The JetBlue flight attendant was so pissed off by a passenger telling him to “fuck off” he started yelling obscenities over the public address system before grabbing two beers and exiting via the inflatable emergency slide. After flying down the slide he ran across the tarmac to the staff car park, jumped in his Jeep Wrangler and took off home. Ta-da. The melt down started after he told a passenger not to remove baggage from the overhead compartment. The passenger told him to “fuck off” and opened the compartment anyway, which whacked Slater on the head. After the plane pulled up to the terminal Slater let rip, screaming “To the fucking asshole that told me to fuck off, it’s been a good 28 years!” before grabbing the beers and pulling the emergency lever. It’s believed Slater’s father died from Lou Gehrig’s disease two years ago and he is currently living with his cancer stricken mom. Slater was arrested by the Port Authority.

Psst I sure hope there is surveillance footage. What a hoot!


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