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14th Foot Washes Up in Sneaker

Yes, its true yet another severed foot in a sneaker has washed up on a Canadian strip of beach. Despite  14 feet washing up in the same area since 2007, the Canadian coroners keep saying,  move on,  nothing to see here. It is believed that sneakers add that special touch of buoyancy that makes them float around the ocean until the body becomes detached. Some of the feet have been identified as suicide victims but some remain unknown. Dear god, just make it stop!

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Not A Leg To Stand On

What’s the quickest way to make $250,000? Well, if you don’t mind losing a hand and foot you could always attempt an insurance scam. Just ask the Vietnamese guy who persuaded his friend to lob off her limbs. The man cut off his friend’s hand and foot and plonked her near a railway line before ringing an ambulance, in the hope of claiming medical insurance. Unfortunately for her, the ruse came undone when police became sus about the story and did some digging. The trick , it seems,  is not to have a failing business. Now she is an unemployed, limbless pauper. Oh well.

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Another Friggin Foot Washes Up In Canada!

OK, one foot washing up on the beach in Canada was acceptable ,  a dozen is just damn disturbing.  Yep, another friggin foot in a sneaker has been found floating along the shore, this time in Vancouver. Over the past 4 years there have been about 12 running shoes found on beaches between the southern Georgia Strait and Washington state,  each with a human foot inside. Only two of the feet have ever been identified and they belonged to two missing men. Hmm, I don’t want to do your job people but maybe it’s time you considered a serial killer?

Please make it stop

Here’s when they found foot #7

And here’s when they found #8

 

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Footless in Seattle

Just when you thought it was safe to walk along the beach and not find a severed foot in a shoe, viola, the eighth pops up.  Sheez, for two year I have been reporting about these friggin human feet being found along the waterways between Vancouver and Seattle. Investigators have been stumped (lame joke alert) in trying to identify who the feet belong to, except for two. Yes, they have identified two of the feet, which were a matching pair, to a woman. As for the rest, they have no idea. The latest foot is a little different because there was no shoe found with it but police believe it belongs to a woman or a child.

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