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Frog Groin Is The New Orange

France want to protect frogs, toads and newts from road fatalities

Do you WANT me to flash?

When it comes to Australian wildlife we definitely have some winners. The latest discovery includes a frog whose groin flashes orange to startle its predators and give it a chance to make a quick exit.

PSST I swear I too would run if any creature’s  groin  flashed orange … just saying.

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This Frog Will Need Counselling

OMG, you know I thought I’d seen just about everything, but Loons, this is seriously bizarre. What this chimp is doing with this frog is, well, friggin gross! Chimp 1, Frog 0…..

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Dumbassed Amphibian

You know, they are forever making out nature is so cool and in sync. Have I got news for them, even nature has epic fails!

Introducing loser frog

and loser frog the sequel

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Well It Wasn’t Red Bull

Don't know, something about a dead toad!

Don't know, something about a dead toad!

OK people, remember a few months back I reported about the unfortunate couple who found a dead mouse in their can of Diet Pepsi? Well, reports are in from the FDA and let me just say I would like to make a retraction, it was not a dead mouse at all. Nope, it was a friggin dead toad! The FDA have confirmed that the contents of the can did indeed contain remains of a living thing, either a frog or toad (well, they pretty much nailed the right weight loss formula!). Ewh, they also reported that the body mass of the toad was way too big to come out of the hole. Geez Louise, so that means whatever poor Mr Denegri swallowed was only like a limb or something! Pepsi are still claiming it was impossible for the creature to find it’s way into the can.

Psst Mr Denegri wasn’t available for comment, he was still barfing!

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