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What Do You Get A Woman Who Has Everything?

What do you give an ex wife, who has everything, for her birthday. A big fat 20 tonne rock that’s what. No, no, no, not a ring, I said rock, as in BOULDER! The mayor of Saint-Théodore-d’Acton in Montreal, Dany Larivière, had the massive rock delivered to her front lawn with a big pink bow on top and “Happy Birthday Isa xx” spray painted on it. When quizzed by police he told them it was a gift “It’s hers now. That’s the biggest rock she’ll ever get in her life.” Hmm, yeah , there is no way he’s gonna be moving  it!

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Where’s My friggin Lawn?

You know what I hate? When you go away for a few days and return home to find your whole friggin front lawn stolen. I really friggin hate that. A shocked Denise Thompson said “Now my place looks like I’m a farmer who just plowed and is ready to put their seeds down,” And nope, none of the neighbors have a clue who belonged to the white truck and trailer parked outside her house while she was gone. Spooky!

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