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A Craving Which Will Leave You Sparkling On The Inside

You know what I hate? Getting pregnant and suddenly having a craving for furniture polish. I really friggin hate that. Just ask poor 7 month pregnant Emma Veness who has a constant craving for polish. She now eats the content straight out of the can. Oh and if you were wondering what her polish of choice is, its Asda Smart Price polish. Yummy! Yes, she is seeking help, gosh!

Psst Clean house I bet!

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