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Has Anyone Got A Russian Dictionary I Could Borrow?

samuraiHoly crap Abbott , what the hell did you say? Seems the little chinwag with Putin about the MH17 kaboom has enraged the Russian leader. Four warships are reportedly heading Down Under in a short man syndrome attempt to scare the beejezzus out of us. Well, we should send our Frigates out there to give them some Vegemite and  some cute cuddly koala toys, that should hold them at bay for awhile. Alternatively, we could tell them that cane toads taste like black caviar and off load a few crates of them. Those invasive little critters would be no match  we’d would have control of Russia in a month!

Psst Relax, evidently they are here for the G20 meeting in Queensland. Putin likes to show off his wears.

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Retail Rage After Closing Eaton Centre During G20

We are the Toronto public and we want to shop. OMG, he’s probably someone’s dad.

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Fertilizer Fiend

If one of these faces looks familiar to you, you might want to contact the Canadian police. Seems this guy bought enough ammonium nitrate (aka fertilizer) to significantly kaboom things. The man, who bought the fertilizer on the 26th of May, made up some cock and bull story about buying it on behalf of  a local farmer.Hmm, seems not only is he a potential terrorist but a liar too. It is thought the guy bought about 65 bags, each containing 25kg of potentially explosive shit (about $2,000 worth). Hmm, might come in handy for the up and coming G8 and G20 summit …I’m just saying. Anywho, the man is described as being a middle aged European, short, fat, slight limp, unkempt hair, irregular teeth and missing fingers on his right hand. WTF, who would sell fertilizer to a man looking like that and not demand ID …sheez! He was last seen making his getaway in a maroon minivan.

The three tenors?

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