To be honest I think I would be terrified as well.
To be honest I think I would be terrified as well.
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
I can kind of picture the marketing guys gathered in a boardroom discussing their latest child’s toy without so much as a clue what it looks like. Introducing Silly Sausage…
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!
Nawww, a Chinese woman who has been missing , presumed dead, for 10 years has been found. Oh yeah, guess where? Seems 24 year old Xiao Yun has been enjoying the cool life, living and playing at Internet cafes. When she was 14 she had a mega yell fest with her parents and left. Since then she has been sleeping at various internet cafes and surviving off generous donations from customers. OK, I know , you want to know the burning question….. yep she played the online game CrossFire for most of her time. Living the dream Loons, living the dream.
PSST She must be friggin good at the game by now!
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Here’s the thing SAL9000, marrying your virtual girlfriend is only going to end in tears. You know the honeymoon will soon be over, she’ll eventually find another a virtual animated character who will understand her needs better. Yeah, I know sex isn’t everything but Nene Anegaski has needs too and lets face it, you just can’t satisfy her like those other animated men. I know you don’t want to hear this, but she’s going to break your heart and take you for everything you own, including you Nintendo DS. Sorry chum, GAME OVER!
A man in Japan known only as SAL9000 fell in love with a virtual girl named Nene Anegasaki, who he created on the Nintendo DS game Love Plus. So enamored with her ways he decided to take the plunge and marry her in a legal ceremony held in Guam on the weekend. Oh and since she isn’t really real he had to take his Nintendo DS along for the ride as well. The wedding reception will be broadcast live on some website later this week. Good luck with that!
Psst I bet his parents are proud!