A cross dressing bandit has held up a gas station in Geelong, Melbourne. Police say he was wearing “fake nails, blue eye shadow, red lipstick and black stockings” and had “demanded cash and cigarettes in a manly voice.” If you recognize him, be kind and don’t tease him.
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Last week an Aussie woman with big boobs held up a gas station with a knife. For reasons unknown the attendant had trouble giving police a full description of her face . Hmmm ? She is now an internet sensation.
Ah the misadventures of some poor dumbassed car thief. Daniel Boxall thought he was some kind of wonderful when he pickpocketed a woman’s car keys in Kent and took off with her £13,000 Audi A4 . After he and a mate had driven a few miles they realized the car was running low on gas and pulled into a petrol station. The dumbass failed to read the label on the fuel cap and proceeded to fill up the DIESEL car with UNLEADED. Got all of a few hundred meters he did, before the Audi sputtered to a grinding halt. Boxall later flagged down a motorist and offered him $100 for the useless car. The motorist in turn rang police.
A word of warning to anyone brave enough to steal 73 year old Patricia Robertson’s purse, she friggin bites hard. When a couple grabbed Robertson’s purse at a gas station in Daytona Beach she instinctively bit down on the man’s hand, drawing blood. As they tried to flee in their truck she hung onto the vehicle. Fortunately a witness rang 911 and then followed the bastards. Despite almost losing her tooth and being a little bit sore, Mrs Robertson is happy to have kicked ass and got her purse back.
Atta boy, a man who allegedly stole beers from a gas station returned a few minutes later to exchange them for colder ones. The man had nicked the case of warm beer while the clerk was restocking and, obviously not being British, he was peeved to learn they weren’t chilled. Anywho, when the Clarksville clerk asked the intoxicated man if he had paid for them he fled.
Honey, you’re not going to believe this, I was just about to fill up with gas when…..