Hey Loons, remember the Geezer Bandit? You know, the old dude who keeps robbing them banks in California? Well anywho, he’s been at it again. Bank number 13 thank you very much and still not any closer to being caught. Hmm, a new theory is circulating that he ain’t no old geezer at all, but just some whippersnapper wearing a theatrical mask! Good thinking Sherlock!
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Remember the “geezer” bandit? Well he’s baaack. Yes, the frail old dude walked in, handed a note to the teller and whipped out his pistol at the San Diego National bank. FBI are convinced it’s the same old man who robbed five other banks n La Jolla, Rancho Santa Fe, San Diego and Santee. Damn he’s good at this!
If you happen to be standing in line at a bank in San Diego with some old geezer, odds are he’s a friggin bank robber. Dubbed the “Geezer Bandit” the 70 something man is responsible for at least 5 hold ups. Hmm, he’s good, real good. Geez, he’s probably got Brain Training on DS. Anywho the geezer is usually armed with a handgun and flees on foot. I bet he’s got those heavy duty tramping nappies on!
Psst He must be a spritely old bugger, fleeing on foot and no one can catch him! Ah, let him be he’ll soon get tired of it!