OK Loons, one more time, do not, and I repeat, do not put peanut butter on your crotch when in the room with a bulldog. Unless of course, you don’t want your penis or testicles. Apparently, the dog ate the man’s genitals and left him bleeding on the floor.
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Look away. A Kung Fu master is encouraging his students to swing large wooden boxes full of bricks from their genitals to help overcome erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. Will it though?
Oh for crying out loud. Remember the jealous wife from China who gave her hubby sleeping pills before chopping off his penis and flushing it down the loo? Yeah her.Well, guess what? Hubby went back to his wife for the sake of the kids but behind her back was looking for a new woman to take over, just in case she had to go to prison. Wifey-poo got wind of his little plan and grabbed those sleeping tablets again. Yep, she chopped off everything left in his gential region before handing herself in to police.
Psst Hubby might just have to look after the kids himself now 😦
Emergency workers in Spain had their hands full trying to free a man’s testicles and penis from a steel sex toy. They had to use a two bladed buzz saw, which required two battery changes, before they could free the dude’s manhood from the metal ring. The rescue was made that little bit harder because his genitals continued to swell.
I don’t care what anyone says, accidentally shooting yourself in the privates with a flare gun has got to hurt. Seems the guy forgot he had loaded it and fired it at the ground.You can pretty much work out the rest, the flare hit the ground bounced back up and hit him in the balls (lighting them up like a christmas tree).
A woman has been arrested for allegedly running up and down a street and kicking people in the genitals. Sheez, that has gotta hurt.
OK, here’s the thing mister, you don’t go exposing yourself at a North Carolina fast food joint just because they ran out of chicken legs, have you no pride? Hmm, it’s been alleged that Jason Gross, who was a passenger in car, slowly flashed his penis at a drive thru worker after being told they had no more chicken legs. The employee said Mr Gross swore at her then declared he had a “leg for you” before slowly revealing his genitals. Hmm, she then went on to say “It’s going to be forever ingrained in my head.” Ain’t that the truth!