You wouldn’t read about it. A man from Georgia had the dubious task of having to explain to police how he shot at an armadillo and the bullet ricocheted off its armored hide and went straight through a fence and then the door of a mobile home and chair before landing in the back of his mother-in-law. She lived to tell the tale but sadly the armadillo didn’t.
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How many cats can you fit into a small trailer home? Well, two women in Chickamauga, Georgia managed to squeeze 160 of them into theirs . Evidently the poop was a foot high in some areas of the home. The discovery was made after neighbors complained of cat piss smells coming from the home. The women told officials that there were already around a dozen cats living in the trailer before they moved in and they decided to let them stay. Hmm, well on the bright side, at least there wouldn’t have been any mice.
You go to McDonalds and order 7 McDoubles but when you get to your truck and discover you only have 6 what do you do? Well, most people would just roll their eyes and mutter dumbasses, but not our dude in Georgia. He confronted the staff who in turn gave him “attitude” so he dialled 911 on them. Oh yes he did. Hmm, unfortunately instead of the police reprimanding the staff for their inability to count, the cops threw him jail overnight for misusing the emergency number. Oh for crying out loud, the dude just wanted “to be treated like a person with respect.”
OK, here’s the thing student from Georgia. Don’t be posting no mugshot you found of your high school principal on Instagram and claim it was for DUI when it was for something else or she just might attempt to have you arrested. Fortunately for the kid the cop refused so she suspended him for spreading misinformation.
OK here’s the thing Georgia teen who was just released from jail. Stealing a school bus to get home because you were too
lazy tired to walk home is gonna get you right back to where you started … jail. Just saying.
Good try, but the state of Georgia have said a big fat no to the Ku Klux Klan adopting a stretch of highway to keep tidy. The white supremacist group had applied to the “Adopt-A-Highway” program but were rejected due mainly to the fact KKK sponsors signs would have to be erected next to the strip they adopted.
A farmer from Atlanta, Georgia, was headbutted into a barbed wire fence by a 900lb rabid cow. OK, for starters I didn’t know cows could get rabies but anywho, the cow continued to go all Cujo on him so the farmer grabbed his gun and shot it three times. Which, by the way, did not kill it. The bovine was put down by a vet and the farmer is now considering quitting farming. Couldn’t write that in a script!