What does a German mother who gives birth to an enormous 13lb (6kg) baby boy (without the help of a c-section) call him? Well, if you said Jihad take a fatwa out on yourself! Mummsie, who weighs a whopping 528 lbs (240kg), is being blamed for giving birth to the enormous bub because she ate too much sweet food during her pregnancy, despite knowing she has gestational diabetes. No word on whose to blame for the friggin name yet!!!
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That defunct German satellite is hurtling to earth as we speak. It should be here within hours so keep your eyes peeled loons. There should be about 30 pieces coming at you at about 450kms (280miles) an hour. But as you were Aussies, Europeans and Africans, it’s not expected to hit us. Phew!
Psst Hey Harold Camping, you might want to stay indoors!
OK, no need to panic but WTF, remember NASA’s Voyager 2, the unmanned probe that was blasted off into space 33 years ago? No? Well anywho, the damn thing has begun transmitting bizarre, unintelligible signals according to German UFO expert Hartwig Hausdorf. Mr Hausdorf believes aliens have hijacked the probe which is now located near the edge of the solar system. Hmm, maybe they are just sick and tired of hearing a loop of 70’s music and greetings in 55 different languages so are sending us back some of our own medicine? Oh and NASA’s spin on the thing…. it’s a glitch in the computer memory….. but we know better than to believe them, now don’t we loons!