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Nigel The Learning Disabled Ghost

Nigel thr ghost haunts house in EnglandA woman in England wants the housing authorities to find her a new house because the one she is living in at present is haunted by a ghost called Nigel who has a learning disability.  Hey, don’t look at me, that’s what the paranormal “investigator” told her. Anywho, Nigel just likes to turn the lights and microwave on and off. Boo!

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Things That Go Bump In The Night

A family who rented a house in Toms Landing, New jersey, want their money back because it is friggin haunted!!!And by haunted I mean the usual lights flickering, strange voices and the occasional door slam. Sometimes they claim they would return home to find their clothes chucked across the floor. The final straw came when the couple were watching TV in bed and the sheets were suddenly whipped off them. Hmm, Paranormal Activity much? The landlord ain’t buying it, he believes the family are just trying to skip out on the 1 year lease.

Psst By the way, all of the Amityville Horror movies were filmed in Toms Landing. Boo!

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Ghost Can’t Keep Hands Off Granny

Oh, for heaven sakes, is there nothing worse than a randy ghost? Poor granny Doris Birch has her hands full (or is that the other way around?) with a groping ghost. Yep, every night the 73 year old has to sleep with one eye open because a poltergeist has decided to take up residence in her flat and BED “It’s like an octopus” she says, “It started four months ago.I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.” Despite her attempts at warding off it’s advances ,by throwing her duvet and mattress off her bed , the damn thing just won’t take the hint.Now Ms Birch has had to get herself a ghostbuster to stop the molesting!!!

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Ghost or Hoax?

Is this a ghost from an old Victorian Orphanage forced to walk the hallways of a phone shop or someone trying to scare the boo out of us?

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Japanese Ghost Prank

You wouldn’t see me for dust if someone did this to me ….

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Well That’s Spooky

OK Sherlock, please explain the shadowy blob that featured in a live news report? Hmm, yes, well, it could have been a ghost!!!!

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Jesus Appears For The Friggin Loon

Blahahaa Loons, I think I’ve been punk’d by a spook. On my recent trip to New Zealand I took several shots of the Waitukei sculpture late one night in Rotorua  (don’t ask!). Anywho, one of my photos had a strange white  object in the background which I assumed was just an insect freaking out over my flash. Hmm, on closer inspection I’m not that sure ……WTF ?  That better not be Jesus!

When I zoomed in ..... Boo!

 

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Poltergeist Park

Boo!

Oh for crying out loud, a theme park in Britain has moved a water slide ride because workers whinged that they kept seeing a headless monk and other weird unexplained paranormal activities. According to a paranormal agency, hired to find out what the hell was going on, said  that Thorpe Park may have plonked the ride on an ancient burial ground near ruins of the Chertsey Abbey (known as Monk’s Walk). Hmm, obviously they’ve watched one too many Spielberg movie I say. Anywho, the park decided in the best interest of patrons it would move the “Storm Surge” ride. Sheez, just replace it with a ghost train for goodness sakes!

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Demented Whist Player

OK, can the dude who stole the severed hand of a gambler at the Haunch of Venison pub in Salisbury, Wiltshire, please return it ASAP, it’s cursed. The hand belonged to a gambler who was caught cheating while playing whist and it’s been on display for over a century. If you are to believe the local legend the ghost of the ”Demented Whist Player” spooks the place and is probably spooking the thieves as we speak. Boo!

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Color Me Skeptical

A group of psychics get it wrongWell, well, well when a group of psychics get involved in a police investigation it can only lead to trouble. Carlos Assaf, a local baker from who was hooked on amphetamines  hanged himself after apparently having a tiff with his girlfriend. Initial investigation by Manchester police also suggested suicide. Hmm, that was until a group of psychics threw a spanner into the works. They claim a spirit told them Mr Assaf had been murdered after being forced to drink petrol and bleach. Oh it gets better. They also told police they saw “a lion, a horse and the name Tony Fox in their visions”. A few weeks and £20,000 later they found no lion or horse but did find a criminal called Tony Fox who was like, WTF. When they finally got around to doing a second postmortem they found no evidence of bleach or petrol. Hmm, really? Guess they ain’t no Allison DuBois (more like Patricia Arquette) or the ghost of Carlos Assaf was messing with them!

Psst You’d  think they would have done the second postmortem first!

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