For goodness sakes, if you are going to try an elaborate prison break, act the part (and don’t throw your daughter under a bus). A Brazilian gang leader attempted an escape by dressing up as his daughter who was visiting him in prison. His daughter smuggled in a silicon mask, long-haired wig, skinny jeans and a pink tee. The daring plan nearly worked but unfortunately, the gang leader began acting nervous. Hmm, maybe those skinny jeans were too tight. Anywho, he was sprung and the daughter, who was left in his place, was arrested. Now Mr smarty-pants has been transferred to max-security prison and will probably be taunted for the rest of his life.
Is it wrong to laugh? Kinda wish the goose went a little more terrorist on her.
Nothing short of how I would have reacted … because lets face it, if that was in OZ, that wouldn’t have been no Manatee
When some guy raced off to get some money to pay for a massage he had just had at a spa in China, he left his 6 year old granddaughter as collateral. Guess what? Six monhs later the girl is still there. Seems it was gramps intention all along to leave the child. Despite massive media attention no one has come forward to claim the cute as pie child.
Feet up everybody, a 10 year old girl has been swallowed by a croc in Indonesia. She was splashing around in a river minding her own beeswax when an enormous beast emerged and swallowed her whole. Her father witnessed the incident.
Cast you minds back about seven years ago when the devastating tsunami washed away thousands of people in Asia. Well, guess what? They have found one of the victims alive. Yes, a now 15 year old girl known as Wati has been found living on the streets in a nearby city. When the tsunami hit her Indonesian village on Boxing Day, 2004, she was swept away in a wave of water and presumed dead. Somehow she has managed to survive all these years wandering the streets trying to find her way home. When the girl wandered into a cafe in Meulaboh and told her story to staff they tracked down her family despite Wati only remembering her grandfather’s name.
A girl hired to scare people at Creepyworld, a haunted house in Fenton, was found unconscious after getting caught in a noose which was being used as a prop. Sheez, how scary’s that?
Blahahahahahaa, sorry for laughing but Bwhahahahahaha. Oh my ribs!!!
Psst Thanks Lynn for the link.
O…M…G, if there was ever a reason not to encourage a kid to sing.Watch as psycho child screeches and curses trying to hit the high notes on the Whitney Houston classic. Hmm, she shouldn’t feel so bad Whitney can’t hit them notes either! Dear god she is going to be somebody’s wife one day!
Psst Hmm, are you sure this isn’t a Rosie O’Donnell offspring?