Tag Archives: global warming

Step Away From The Tap And Start Talking In A Squeaky Voice

Oh dear lord, toxic water. Thanks farmers and the goddam drought. Seems all the sucking up of ground water has increased the levels of arsenic in some areas of California. One woman who bathed her 4 year son in tap water said he has developed arsenic related bumps on his head. Oh and for those not worried about being poisoned, Helium-3 is also leaking from the earth in Southern California. Inconvenient truth.

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I’m Melting

The Loon welcomes Global warming  to the doorstep, thanks mother nature. Friggin heatwave!!

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When Nature Calls

Boxing Day specials

You know when god is messing with you when temperatures soar to over 104 degrees (40 Celsius) and everyone flocks to the beach only to be told to get the hell out of the water …SHARKS!!!!! Welcome to Western Australia.

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Global Warming & Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught In Classroom

The science and religious debate just got a whole lot uglier with Christian groups demanding that Armageddon (aka end of the world) should be taught in public schools alongside global warming.

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Miracle Child Survives A Bullet To The Chest

Greenhouse emissions?

A little baby girl is recovering in an Argentinian hospital after having a bullet removed from her chest. The miracle child survived three days in an apartment with her dead parents and brother. It seems she was the only survivor of a suicide pact. Her parents Francisco Lotero (56) and Miriam Coletti (23) shot the 7 month old child and her 2 year old brother before turning the gun on themselves. The reason? Fear of global warming.

Psst Why have children if they felt so strongly about it?

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Those Sharks Better Get Their Woolies On!

Damn, Copenhagen was friggin left!!!

What the? A friggin iceberg heading to Western Australia? The colossal chunk of ice is said to be 19km long and by 8km wide and 1700km from the coast. Hmm, geez, by the time it arrives it should fit quite nicely into a martini glass…oh and be covered in oil! Gosh and they say nothing ever happens in WA. Boy, were they wrong!
Phew, thank goodness there is no such thing as global warming or we’d all be panicking! Hmm, considering it’s raining down in buckets….isn’t that right Professor Pilmer?

Psst It’s named B17B for some friggin unknown reason. Hmm, maybe  the cyclones took all the good names?

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