Tag Archives: Gloucestershire

Warning To Slow Moving Cyclists

It seems when it comes to slow moving men on push bikes on  small country lanes, Gloucestershire women in Lycra have very little tolerance, especially when stuck behind them in their cars. The fact that she was able to jog up to the fool and lay in to him, indicates he was going at a snail’s pace and probably deserved a little tongue whipping. Unfortunately the Gloucestershire police don’t seem to see it the same way and are wanting the pair to come forward. I’m guessing the kung fu kicking and slapping went a little too far!


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Wow, We Were Busy!

Geez, you don’t realise how influential your family is until they are arrested and the crime rate plummets…. to a 20 year low! The notorious Johnson family were a gang of travellers (gipsies) who had been running amok for nearly 2 decades in Gloucestershire! They loved nothing better than targeting wealthy estates.They are even believed to have been responsible for Britain’s biggest burglary of a private home, netting them £23million.  When the ringleader, father Ricky Johnson and his 4 sons were arrested last year and sent to jail the crime rate fell dramatically. Just goes to show how effective family unity can be.

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