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Doggone it Dad

An Australia golden retriever wasn’t about to go anywhere when there were so many more trees to sniff…

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Topless Woman Runs Amok

Attention all loons living on the Gold Coast, be on the lookout for a topless woman causing mayhem on the roads at Burleigh Heads. So far she has caused three accidents due to her erratic driving.Police have yet to release a photo.

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Tampon Assault

Ewh, ewh, ewh a Queensland barmaid narrowly escaped jail after she assaulted a McDonald’s drive thru teller with a wet tampon . Rebecca Leigh Crimmins pleaded guilty to the charge after, in a drunken prank, she dabbed the wet tampon on a Maccas worker’s hand and then threw it at him when he rushed off to wash himself. The flying tampon missed his back and splattered on the fridge inside the store. Ms Crimmins claimed the tampon was dipped in lime cordial and had not come from you know where????  The judge, who was “dubious” about the lime cordial story, told Cummins she would have gone straight to jail had it been proven the tampon was used.   She’s friggin Mclucky!!!

Want sauce with that?

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Burning Down A House 101

OK here’s the thing man whose mansion is burning, don’t be telling neighbors not to help put it out because you’re insured, that’s a sure way to get arrested. Trevor John Mack has been accused of burning down his million dollar home on the Gold Coast. Reason? Well the sure tell signs it wasn’t no accident…his car and a storage shed were packed with his belongings (including his current insurance policy) and an upturned jerry can was found at the scene. He says he didn’t but his ex wife (who he owes a substantial amount of money) says otherwise.

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