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The Iron Has Been Booted Off Monopoly

Monopoly iron token replaced with  cat

Well, hello….

See ya iron and hello kitty. The Monopoly gods have spoken and after nearly 85 years it is bye-bye iron token. Monopoly fans were invited to participated in the “Save Your Token Campaign” via Facebook which saw a frenzy of people trying desperately to save the wheelbarrow and shoe from game token oblivion . The iron will now be replaced with a cat token. Sorry robot. Did you know the tokens were the brainchild of the creator’s neice who suggested using charms from her charm bracelet as tokens. What dumbass has an iron as a charm?


Filed under Well I Never

Magicians Tricks Vanish

A Magician has been left absolutely amazed after his bag of tricks vanished into thin air. They were in the trunk of his car one minute and …poof… gone the next. He thinks thieves may behind the vanishing act.

Psst Lucky the robbers didn’t pull a rabbit out of his trunk!!!


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!

Vagina Tree Deflowered by Hurricane Irene

Greenpoint is in  mourning following the death of “Vagina Tree” . Damn thing up and toppled thanks to Hurricane Irene’s high winds. Obviously it didn’t have a good enough root! RIP Vagina Tree.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

King of Chavs

Winning £9.7million in the lottery, priceless. Losing it all in an 8 year spending spree, even more friggin priceless. Michael Carroll (26) is keen to get back to work as a binman (garbage collector) after squandering his multi million dollar fortune on gambling, drugs and prostitutes.Known as the “King of Chavs”, Carroll says ‘I’m just glad it’s over. There were also vultures everywhere after my cash. I started to see what people were really like,’.Carroll now lives off £42 a week in jobseeker’s allowance after declaring himself bankrupt.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!