I was minding my own beeswax a few days ago and guess what cut in front of me? The Google Streetview car. Sheez, I hope it got my best side!
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Would you be a darl and do something constructive? Why don’t you clean up the net by running one of those trawling spiders of yours and remove…block …blow up all the sites that have spyware and malicious viruses? Oh and don’t say you can’t do it because those algorithms you keep spewing out have been continually sending good websites to oblivion .
The last thing in the world that the Loon needs is a pair of friggin sneakers that talk, especially if it reacts to my movements. The ADIDAS shoes contains a computer that follows your every move, records it and then talks to you. No thanks Google, I don’t need a shoe to tell me I’m lazy!!!
Oh you little kidders, you. Someone on the popular website 4chan.org decided to make it their life long goal of getting “Justin Beiber syphilis” as the #1 search term in the US… and guess what? They friggin succeeded. Yes, Sunday night “Justin Beiber Syphilis” was the No1 search term according to Google Trends. Well done. Now that is a PR friggin nightmare. See, that’s what happens when you have a photo shoot with Kim Kardashian! No word yet from the Bieber camp on whether the nasty rumor is true!
Psst Sheez, lucky I Beiber proofed my computer, wouldn’t want to catch that virus!!! Oh well, I am sure some cream will clear it up!!!
You kinda know the moment Google did a commercial like this for the Super Bowl it wouldn’t be long before the piss pullers came out of Youtube…
When something doesn’t look right, you should take heed. The new search engine Cuil, is friggin NOT. Firstly, use a “real word” so my spell checker can get a day off, secondly use a friendly background so I don’t feel as though I am about to enter a porn site and thirdly test before you launch dahh!
This is how much I like Cuil, I would go to a public library before ever going back onto Cuil to search for something. You know we love hating Google, but if this is our best alternative we are in deep cyberspace. A library without an index system is like, well Cuil! Lets just hope they aren’t using the public to sort out all the glitches!!! Lucky I didn’t buy any shares in this dot com.
Apprentice search engine…..YOU’RE FIRED !
I am nominating Cuil for the 2008 Friggin Loon Award.