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Everybody Panic It’s A Kid!

Strange goat human born in ZimbabwePeople in Africa are freaking after a goat/ human thingy was born in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe. The creature is believed to have had a huge human head and face but goat legs and a tail. The human goat died a few hours after birth. Villagers say it was so friggin scary not even the dogs would  go near it. Oh dear, the Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is convinced the beast is the end result of a love affair between a man and a goat “”The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control.” Hmm, on the other hand a vet believes the creature may have been a child suffering from hydrocephalus aka water on the brain(that would be sad). Whatever it was the villagers were so spooked they burned the corpse fearing it was a really bad omen.

Psst I think it is just a badly disfigured kid!

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