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There Is A God

Enjoy, you little shit!

The best dumbass thief story you’ll hear all week. Some bag snatching fool on a bicycle whizzed passed an elderly woman in Tarring and snatched the bag she was carrying. Little did he know the bag contained dog poo. Yep, it was the bag she was using to clean up her dog’s shit. Pensioner 1, In for a shock thief 0.

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Beckham Gets Goosed

Italian Journo Elena Di Cioccio, sporting bright yellow dish washing gloves, grabbed David Beckham’s balls while he was being interviewed to see if they were really golden. The stunt followed Becks getting dumped by Armani as their underwear model amid rumors his package had been airbrushed. After grabbing his testicles she shouted ‘I touched it but it’s small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick.’ Oh come on Beckham, the comedy show Le Lene runs on a TV station owned by the AC Milan president. No biggie.

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