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Epic University Graduation Fail

monkey 4You drop out of uni and fail to tell your parents. Now, how the hell are you going to get through the graduation ceremony without them noticing? OK, well, you rock up  wearing your cap and gown (to throw them off the scent) and just before graduation is about to commence you ring the university and tell them there is a bomb in the library. That should do it! Oh wait, what? They haven’t evacuated anyone from the graduation ceremony. Not to panic, you ring the university back again and tell them “You haven’t cleared out graduation. That’s not a good idea.” Sheez, what’s up with the uni, dumb or something? Oh wait, what? They are moving graduation to another area? This isn’t at all working out like planned. OMG, how did the police find out? Oh wait, what? They traced the phone. Seriously, I can kinda see why she dropped out.

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Hello Mother, Hello Father, Here I Am at Camp Grenade -oh

OK, Palestine has given a whole new meaning to Summer Camp after introducing an elaborate weapons training course operated by Hamas. Hmm, I bet their camp fire songs are fun! The Summer Camp course is open to the kids of senior figures and involves training the little snowflakes into  becoming soldiers with strong Islamic convictions. Yeah, but can they toast marshmallows?

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