OK granny, here’s the thing, don’t be serving up hot chocolate if the cocoa expired in 1990….just saying. The poor Italian woman is now facing charges after her son, two grandkids, a friend and herself ended up in hospital after downing the toxic drink. Thanks a lot grandma. Obviously keeping it for a special occasion.
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It seems in Florida when you get denied as a Facebook friend by your grandma it is customary to go slap her face (multiple times). OK, maybe not, but someone didn’t get the memo. A woman who tried to befriend her granny got angry when her request was denied. Seems granny wasn’t impressed with her Facebook moniker and refused to accept her until it was changed. That is when the slapping began and the assault charges followed. I’m guessing Christmas is going to be awks.
OK, here’s the thing, if you are going to rob a house, make sure it isn’t your grandmother’s place because she is going to damn recognize you when she rips the purple bandana off your face. Just saying. The grandson, who took off with granny’s purse, was later arrested at his parent’s home, after granny dobbed him in . He told police he and his mates thought it would be the easiest way to get money for a casino trip they were planning. Hmm, Christmas is going to be awkward.
Note to self, never post a big wad of cash on Facebook. A 17 year old girl in Sydney, who was helping her granny count a big pile of cash she had stashed, decided to post a photo of it on Facebook. Enter big bad wolves. Two men, armed with a knife and a wooden club, stormed the teen’s parent’s home that very night demanding the cash. Problem? The teenager didn’t live there and neither did granny. Unfortunately, for the parents they did and had to deal with the thugs. Fail.
Psst Sheez, I hope she friggin defriend the bastards!!!
One of Whitney Houston’s oldest fans posted a tribute to the singer on Youtube. This 90 year old is legally blind and very hard of hearing but just loves to dance. You go girl.
How much do you reckon you could sell your eight week old grandson for? Well, if you are Patty Bigbee (45) from Florida about $30,000. OK, she started at $75,000 but in the end settled for less than half. Bummer the deal was being monitored by the police because now she’ll probably end up in the same place as the baby’s mom ….in jail. As for the bub he’ll probably spend the rest of his life hating family functions and Christmas!
OMG, a British granny escaped from her burning house with the family dogs but forgot about her grandkid. Whoopsie. Mandy Hands and her son fled the burning building with the pets but forgot that her grandson Curtis was asleep in the spare bedroom. It was only after they were safely outside and someone asked if there was anyone else in the house did she remember. Fortunately Curtis was later rescued by firefighters.Hmm, I’m guessing there will be a few extra big pressies under the tree at Christmas, hey Curtis?