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Friggin Squatters

Officer I knew nothing about the drugs...nothing!!

You know what I hate? When you find squatters with drugs, a handgun, 10 grenades, and a pig inside your house and you have to call the bomb squad. I really figgin hate that!

Want sauce with that?

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Belgium in Mourning

A crazed gunman lobbed grenades into a crowd of Christmas shoppers in Belgian killing 6 people and injuring 123. The gunman, believed to be career criminal, Nordine Amrani, was suppose to appear in court but instead began shooting at innocent shoppers in a crowded square in Liege. Witnesses say he was firing from  the roof of a bakery before throwing three live grenades. Amrani was found dead at the scene but police are yet to determine if he killed himself or whether one of his weapons exploded. King Albert II, Queen Paola and Belgium’s Prime Minister Elio Di Rupo rushed to the scene on hearing the news.

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Tough Crowd

Two aspiring musicians from Mexico, Jonathan Martinez and Gustavo Alejandro, were killed when they refused to play an encore at a bar in Guadalajara. The musicians from the band La Excelencia were finishing up their set when four suspected drug gang members demanded they play two more songs. Unfortunately the owner of the bar intervened calling it quitting time at 4am. This resulted in one of the suspects throwing a grenade onto the stage.WTF, they carry friggin grenades? Anywho, as the customers and musicians ran for it the four men opened fire, killing Martinez and Alejandro and injuring another.

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