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Fred the Pigeon 1, NY Cops 0

Attention all New York cops assigned to Ground Zero, stop mocking the angry dive bombing pigeon. That’s an order! Fred, the pissed off bird, has been swooping police officers manning the World Trade Center site for months. That was until a member of the public dobbed in the officers for jokingly mocking the bird and now they have been ordered to leave Fred alone. Cops now say the bird is even more pissed off now thats he’s being ignored!

Want sauce with that?

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Might Want To Cross Your Legs

Want to visit the $580 million 9/11 memorial at Ground Zero in New York? Hmm, I suggest you go to the toilet beforehand because there ain’t none there. Yes sirree, they spent millions on the memorial but not  a cent on loos. The nearest amenity will be at a department store around the corner. Due to lack of toilet facilities  public schools will not be able to visit the memorial. OMG and it features cascading water!!! The sound, make it stop, make it stop!!!!!!

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You Are Building What, Where, When?

Holy Monster Mosque Batman, New York has approved a mosque to be built next to ground zero! OK, here’s the thing people, you might think building a a 13 story mosque and cultural center at the site of the old Burlington Coat Factory building, which was damaged during the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center, is bad enough but the opening date is….you guessed it….September 11th, 2011. Hmm brilliant, right on  the 10th anniversary. The community board gave the green light for the American Society for Muslim Advancement  to commence the $100 million project much to the horror of New Yorkers. Pamela Geller director of Stop Islamicization of America said, “What could be more insulting and humiliating than a monster mosque in the shadow of the World Trade Center buildings that were brought down by an Islamic jihad attack? Any decent American, Muslim or otherwise, wouldn’t dream of such an insult. It’s a stab in the eye of America.” Good luck sorting out that mess!

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