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Blackboard Jungle

Elementary School, dear Watson!

OMG, a band director accused of having sex with a 15 year old student in his office has the best defense EVER!!!!  A female guidance counselor testified in court that it was she and not a teen who had sex with him that day. Evidently she had given him a blowjob in his office at around the time of the alleged offense. Hmm, not once but twice!! That would have been soooooo awkward to admit in court!!!!  Hmm, so that would explain the semen on the desk and chair in his office, then? Sheez, there’s a lot of instruments being  blown at that school!!!!

Psst After the court appearance the guidance councilor went to the school board and resigned.

Want sauce with that?


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