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She Either Did It Or Didn’t, Make Up Your Mind Already

sherlock 2Like a bad case of ping pong Amanda Knox and her ex has been found GUILTY of murdering Meredith Kercher again after a third trial in Italy which included two judges and eight jurors. The biggest bummer is she has been given more years tacked on to her original sentence. She is now looking at 28 years in an Italian prison. Hmm, yeah , well that is if they can extradite her from the US….good luck with that. Yes, there will be yet an appeal.

Psst I have read her book. I found her writing disturbing as it felt like it was an attempt to show off her “creative” writing skills (which she seriously lacked) rather than to tell her side of the story. So many things didn’t make sense or were contradictory I ended up skimming most of it as she became so self absorbed. One of the things that disturbed me the most was that she went on and on about how she an Meredith were besties, but on the day of the murder, when she returned home to find the house had been disturbed, she rang everyone except Meredith (who was dead in the one room she didn’t check).  Wouldn’t Meredith have been the first person she would have rung   a) because she lived there b) to let her know there had been a break in c) to see if she was OK .  Nope she rang everyone BUT.

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Who Stole The Cat Treats?

Oh no, which dog’s guilty? The saddest , funniest vid you will see all day.

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Might Want To Date Someone Your Own Age?

You know you have an underage sex problem when your 14 year old girlfriend tells you to stop sending text messages to a 15 year old. Hello,  you are friggin 33! I’m just saying.

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Joran Van Der Sloot Gets 28 Years

See ya, don't want to be ya!

Well, hopefully this will be the last we’ll be hearing of Joran van der Sloot for awhile. He’s just been sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison for the murder of Stephany Flores. That’s a release date of June 10th, 2038. Joran, who made worldwide headlines in 2005 when Natalee Holloway vanished during a school holiday in Aruba, pleaded guilty to the violent killing of a young business student in Peru. Might need some soap on a rope.

 

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I Just Wanted To Know How It Felt

The last thing you would be wondering when you are fifteen is what it feels like to kill, right?  Evidently not for Alyssa Bustamante, she’s pleaded guilty to murdering her 9 year old neighbor Elizabeth Olten in 2009. Bustamante from Missouri strangled, stabbed and then cut the girl’s throat because she wanted to know how it felt. She told the judge yesterday she was knew what she was doing when she murdered Elizabeth. Hmm, that was pretty evident by the fact Bustamante had dug a grave  a week before the killing, in preparation.

Psst If Bustamante hadn’t pleaded guilty and the case went to trial she could have been facing life in prison without the possibility of parole if convicted. This way she is facing 10-30 or life with the possibility of parole.

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Dr Conrad Murray Get The Maximum

I’m betting Dr Conrad Murray wishes he could take some propofol with him where he’s going. Sheez, 4 years huh? Should have cried more!!!

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Conrad Murray Guilty

After 9 hours of deliberation Dr Conrad Murray has been found GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson which could see him behind bars for 4 years. Fans outside the court house who had been chanting ” guilty” were elated by the decision, Mr Murray not so much!

Psst I hope that jail ain’t overcrowded!!!!!

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Tampon Assault

Ewh, ewh, ewh a Queensland barmaid narrowly escaped jail after she assaulted a McDonald’s drive thru teller with a wet tampon . Rebecca Leigh Crimmins pleaded guilty to the charge after, in a drunken prank, she dabbed the wet tampon on a Maccas worker’s hand and then threw it at him when he rushed off to wash himself. The flying tampon missed his back and splattered on the fridge inside the store. Ms Crimmins claimed the tampon was dipped in lime cordial and had not come from you know where????  The judge, who was “dubious” about the lime cordial story, told Cummins she would have gone straight to jail had it been proven the tampon was used.   She’s friggin Mclucky!!!

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Bye bye Warrren Jeffs

Tsk, tsk, don't use my name in vain fool!

Well on the bright side Texan polygamist Warren Jeffs wont be short of visitors after he was sentenced to life in jail, it’s believed he has 78 wives and  31 daughters. The spiritual leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, who saw fit to have sex with a young girls under the ruse of “spiritual marriage”, will spend the rest of his life trying not to drop the soap. Dude, you shouldn’t have taped it. Juries hate having to listen to you raping a little girl. See ya, don’t want to be ya!

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Now How’s She Suppose To Breast Feed?

Nasty!

Oh for crying out loud people, a woman has pleaded guilty to twisting off her daughter-in-law’s nipple during a drunken brawl. Yep, that’s right,  according to the police report, when the victim untucked her tank top “her nipple fell on the floor”. Egads! Ouch! Evidently Amelia Love Oveide grabbed her daughter-in-law’s breast when she tried to intervene during a drunken argument between Oveide and her son. Oveide wouldn’t let go of the nipple until the victim started punching her in the face. Now the poor woman can only breast feed from one side.

Psst Christmas will be awkward!

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