Tag Archives: Guinness World Record

Put That On Your Resume

OK , I love a record breaking feat . So anyone want to see an  Indian guy break the Guinness World Record by spinning a basketball on a toothbrush for 53 seconds ? Of course you do….it’s hilarious.

PSST Still no cure for cancer.



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Holy Coprolite, Batman

A Florida man is now has the Guinness World Record holder for the largest collection of Dino shit. That would be fossilised feces, 1,277 pieces to be exact. His largest nugget of Dinosaur waste is 4lb 3.5 ounces and it’s named precious…..naw.


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Makes Counting Easier!

Haramb Ashok Kumthekar might have trouble finding gloves and comfy shoes because he’s got 12 fingers and 14 toes. Despite all the extra digits the Indian business graduate doesn’t hold the official Guinness World Record because technically some of his fingers are attached and not considered “separate” digits.


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It’s Good To Want Things!

Donna Simpson has ambitions,very big ambitions. The 273kg New Jersey woman wants to become the fattest woman in the world.Her goal is to reach 450kg within two years. Ms Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record for the fattest woman ever to give birth. She needed 30 medics to deliver her daughter by cesarean in 2007. Her partner Philippe, who is only 68kg, has been encouraging her to gain weight. Of course he has a fat fetish, gosh they met on a plus size dating site. Urgh and how is Donna funding her $750 need for calories shopping bill? She has a website where men pay to watch her eat. To achieve her desired weight Donna  has worked out she needs to stuff her face with 12,000 calories a day but confesses running waddling after her daughter keeps her weight down.

Psst Here is the current heaviest woman in the world that Donna hopes to shove off the bed …whoops I mean perch! Renee.


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