Tag Archives: Gulf of Mexico

Everybody Panic!!!!!

WTF, Feds are now so friggin desperate to stop the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico they have pulled in James Cameron for special talks. Yes, you heard me right,Avatar director James friggin Cameron is among a select group of scientists and other experts meeting with officials to brainstorm . Sheez, unless they plan to pipe Celine Dion music down there in the hope the oil will retreat, they might as well call in Chuck Norris and MacGyver while they are at it. OK Loons, I guess it’s up to us, got any ideas?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never, Whoops!

Top Kill Fail

Say what?

BP say pretty much “holy crap”. The top kill has failed to stop the Gulf oil leak and they are now currently seeking other options (like how to get the top execs into witness protection!).Top kill, for those of you not following the catastrophe, is where they try and pump mud into the crippled well to stop the oil.

Psst When this is all over, I wonder how much BP are going to slug us at the bowser, to pay for THEIR mess?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Thanks For Nothing