A woman in South Carolina was so peeved about getting a stale Cinnamon bun at Burger King she threatened to pull a gun on staff. Hell has no fury like a stale Cinnabon!
Tag Archives: gun
It’s Friggin Stale
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
The Hazards Of Being A Girl Scout
Oh for goodness sakes mister you don’t pull a gun on a girl scout selling cookies door to door. OK, you did but it still ain’t right. The girl got more than she bargained for when she knocked on the guy’s door ….. a gun to the head. No word on whether he actually bought any.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
Is That a Gun In Your Pocket
Not happy with just throwing a shoe at a political rival, Mohammed Shawabka went for his gun on live TV. Hmm, moral of the story is never call a Jordanian politician a Mossad Agent.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Need a Cushion Honey?
A police officer in Pennsylvania accidentally shot his wife in the bum while showing his gun to friends and family.
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
The Dangers of Bed Bouncing
OK Loons, the moral of this story is, never,ever hide a gun between two mattresses if you have a 5 year old in the house because if she happens to bounce on the bed….. KABOOM…. a bullet right through her ankle.
Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
That’s Using Your Finger
A quick thinking New York cop saved himself from a bullet by wedging his finger between the gun hammer and cylinder after a man put a revolver to his stomach. Yeah, OK, he got his ring finger broken for his troubles but he avoided his own funeral. Bravo Sergeant Michael Miller.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, That's Gotta Hurt
Dagnabbit, Now I Have To Reload!
Steady, aim, fire…oh crap, are you OK? An 85 year man is recovering after being accidentally shot in the face by a woman as she tried to shoot a possum in a chook pen. Don’t worry loons, she shot the possum before ringing police!
Filed under Whoops!
Who’s The Chump Now Fools?
Moral of the story…… never give a chimp an AK47!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife