The city of Hamburg has come up with an ingenious way of pissing on the pissers. The walls of stink that have engulfed some popular night spots (due to men relieving themselves on them) have now been coated with liquid repellent paint. You pee on them and it comes right back at ya.
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OK, here’s the thing torture loving Thomas Fischer, if you are going to kidnap a woman and keep her captive in your house of horrors, it might be a good idea to remember to lock the friggin door to her cell or all your boobytrapped work will just goes to waste. The terrified handcuffed woman made her dramatic escape by diving through a barbed wired window of a house in Hamburg, Germany, after having just sprinted out of the bomb rigged, sound proofed, telephone box he had kept her in to hide her screams. When she eventually lead police back to the house they found what can only be described as a torturer’s dreamland. The house was full of medical and gynecological tools and a mannequin Fischer had obviously been practicing on. Next to the telephone box/torture box were fertilizer bombs that were so volatile they had to evacuate several streets in fear of an enormous kaboom! BUT probably the most horrific part of this story is the poor girl was introduced to Fischer through a friend. Hmm, what a bitch!
Sometimes being nice just doesn’t pay.Nice guy Resul Mor was driving home from work in Hamburg when a man flagged down his car and begged him to take his seriously ill wife to hospital.Not the kind of guy to refuse, Resul obliged. So you can imagine his shock when two weeks later he receives a bill for £6,000 from the hospital. Evidently casualty staff asked Resul to sign a registration form when the woman was admitted. What he didn’t realize was the form made him responsible for any fees she couldn’t pay (she didn’t pay any). And do you want to know the big bummer finale, the judge this week ruled that Resul was legally liable for the bill and must pay it.