Tag Archives: Hamilton

Leave It To Beaver

A very embarrassed beaver got its butt stuck in a fence and had to wait until the Hamilton Animal Services rocked up with soap. He is now resting up in rehab. The Hamilton Animal Services manager response ….”We believe that no beaver should be left behind.”

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Homeless Man Won’t Budge

Attention people of Hamilton, Ontario, please stop ringing the police and paramedics about the poor guy lying on a bench in the snow. It is the Homeless Jesus statue.




Filed under Whoops!

Go Canada!!!!

Whoopsie daisy, Hamilton morning TV viewers in Canada got a little surprise when hardcore gay pornography appeared on their screens for a good minute. Fingers are pointing at a cable provider who accidentally patched it through. Awkward, eh? (for some most).


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!

I Want That Struck From The Record!

OMG, how would ya be. A woman who was allegedly flashed by Jason Jones told the court his penis looked like a small bubble. Awkward. The woman said Jones approached her in a van as she was walking  in Hamilton. After she refused to get into the vehicle he exposed himself and as she recalled it was a 2cm bubble “I looked away but it wasn’t much of a penis.” Jones and his partner Maureen Samantha Iti are on trial jointly charged with raping three young women.

Want sauce with that?

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Trust In Authority Is Pretty Much Gone

Po La Hay

You know what I hate? When cops burst into the wrong home and beat the shit out of the wrong person who just happens to be a refugee  who was seeking safety in Canada after being forced into a refugee camp by authorities in Myanmar (once Burma). I really hate that. Heavily armed police officers stormed Po La Hay’s home in Hamilton looking for a cocaine dealer. A terrified Mr Hay instantly dropped to the ground when he saw them believing he was being robbed. After stating his name was “Po La” it’s alleged the police officers smashed his face into the floor and began kicking him. Canadian police have accepted full responsibility and admitted they got the address wrong. Little comfort for Mr Hay who is now nursing a broken rib, stitches to his left eye, bruised nose and red marks along his back.

Background – Mr Hay and his family belong to the Karen people which are a persecuted ethnic group of the country formerly known as Burma. During the 1990’s they were rounded up by police and thrown into a refugee camp where his wife later died from malaria. Mr Hay managed to escape with his young son and daughter to Thailand where they were eventually granted refugee status in Canada.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!

He Really Does Have Lead In His Pencil


Oh for goodness sakes how many times have I told you to keep firearms away from your genitals people? Latest victim of bullet to the balls is a 20 year old Hamilton man. Police have no idea what happened but they believe the weapon accidentally discharged kaboom straight in the genitals!


Filed under How Embarrassing, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!