Please don’t try this at home people because we now know it doesn’t work. Romanian Viorel Firoiu has stunned medics in Orlea by rocking up to hospital with two hammerheads stuck up his butt.Seems Old Firoiu had been gorging himself on cherries and alcohol all day and found himself a tad constipated. That’s when the idea struck him. If he stuck a hammerhead up his bum it may help shift the shit.Unfortunately the hammerhead got stuck, so he came up with a second idea…if I used another hammer to get the first one out it might…ouch…where did it go? Hmm, when Firoiu rocked up to hospital he was complaining of excruciating pain.X-rays revealed the tools were well and truly wedged and he had to undergo surgery to have them removed.
Psst Wanna see what two hammerheads in the butt look like? The Sun.