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Driver Accidentally Shoots Himself In BOTH Legs

OMG, Justin Newberry was minding his own beeswax while driving down the Interstate 24 when he put his foot on the brakes to slow for traffic and his handgun (known as “the Judge”) slid out from under the seat. This is where it gets a little ugly. When Newberry leaned down to pick it up he grabbed it by the trigger and kaboom! The darn thing went off. The slug went right through his right thigh and hit him in the left leg just above the ankle. Bet he couldn’t do that again if he tried! Anywho, he managed to ring 911 and they flew him to hospital. In the meantime the police found marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the car. Bummer!

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The Dangers Of Monopoly

Dumbass

You know what I  hate? When you are playing monopoly with a female friend late at night and you get shot in the groin. I really friggin hate that.Apparently the two were messing with a loaded handgun when kaboom, bullet to the upper left thigh, narrowly missing an artery. Go directly to jail hospital.

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Now Will You Help Me?

You know when the health system isn’t working… when a woman shoots herself so she can get treatment for a pre-existing chronic pain condition. The woman from Michigan, who was not insured, used a .25 caliber handgun to blast a hole in her shoulder so she could to get  treatment for a non fatal condition that was causing her considerable pain for some time.

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A Little Warning might Be Nice!

Oh for goodness sakes director of public policy and external affairs, how many times have I told you, don’t be doing no terrorist training drill at a hospital without prior warning, it doesn’t go down too well with staff. Whoopsie. An off duty police officer was hired to storm into  the  St. Rose Dominican Hospitals-Siena Campus intensive care unit, pretending  to be an armed  terrorist and herd  the terrified nurses down the corridor and into another room as part of a training drill. OK, sure it was bad enough somebody failed to tell anyone about the training drill, inexcusable it was in the unit where the sickest patients resided. Evidently terrified patients and their families watched on in horror as the actor/policeman waved a handgun at staff and marched them way. Yes, as expected the California Nurses Association are investigating the incident. Oh boy, someone’s in trouble now!!!

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Turn The Other Cheek

Bullseye!

A woman who was minding her own business was shot in the butt by a man who accidentally discharged his handgun at a Bass Pro Shop in California. The man had taken 6 guns for testing at their upstairs shooting range but while he was checking them in at the front desk, kaboom, the bullet flew 40 yards right into the left buttocks of a female shopper.

Psst Why do they have a firing range at a Bass Pro Shop?

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The Cat Needs To Know Who’s Boss

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

OK, the first mistake was thinking he could teach a cat a lesson (like that would ever happen). A Boynton Beach man was so pissed off that his puddy cat had decided to use his bed as a litter tray, he dragged it into the garage, pulled out a handgun and fired it into a flotation device in an attempt to scare the shit out of it (and teach it a lesson). Hmm, I guess the noise woke the neighbors and they rang the police. Cat 1 man 0.

Psst I’m thinking that cat shat in his bed deliberately!

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