Attention people of Hawaii. Get out of your bomb shelters, storm drains, cupboards and caves, there is no ballistic missile heading your way. Whoops, we bad? Seems a Government worker accidentally sent a phone warning to Smart phone users, scaring the sh*t out of them. It didn’t help that the message said “ this is not a drill ,seek immediate shelter” all in capital letters. It also didn’t help that it took 40 minutes to retract the message. The streets soon filled with people crying and screaming. One parent was seen shoving his kid down a manhole. Oh the humanity.
PSST Apparantly the man who activated the text is feeling bad.
The US have all but giggled at North Korea’s latest “fire shower of nuclear retaliation” threat. Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell said “I don’t even know how to respond to that.It’s silliness,for what and with what?” Ooh Dear Leader wont be at all happy with being dissed.North Korea have also threatened to “wipe the US off the map” (as soon as they can locate an atlas) starting with Hawaii. Hmm, a good as any place to start. But as Kim Jong Il and his cronies continue to jump up and down while the rest of the world point and laugh, the US are making sure they have everything in place just in case they manage to get an actual missile airborne. Hmm, that’s right, Obama is already in talks with Ripley’s Believe or Not for them to purchase exclusive rights to the footage ( gotta be thinking of ways to chip away at that deficit too!)! Meanwhile a US Destroyer is still in “piss off” mode, tailgating a North Korean ship suspected of transporting weapons to Burma.
Anywho, I shall leave the last words on the subject to the fine folks of Team America…ooh and for the sensitive souls there is a language alert towards the end!