Tag Archives: heart

Licorice Can Kill

Step away from the black licorice loons. The Food and Drug Administration are claiming that glycyrrhizin used to sweeten licorice can seriously mess with your heart if you eat too much. Heart palpitations, heart attacks and not to mention seriously black teeth can be a direct result of over indulging. That thing called Glycyrrhizin causes the kidneys to excrete potassium, leaving your body with lower levels of it, which will make your heart skip a beat or pound harder than a heavy metal drummer. Either way just put down those licorice allsorts  and have a Coke!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary

Boob Job Saves Russian Woman’s Life

A Russian woman is thanking her lucky stars she got herself a boob job after her hubby plunged a knife into her chest during a domestic and it couldn’t penetrate all that silicon. Doctors conferred that without her big knockers she would have been dead. The unnamed woman got into a fight with her husband and in a fit of anger he picked up a knife and stabbed her in the left boob. The knife failed to reach the heart thanks to her state-of-the-art implants. Oh and added bonus, they didn’t leak either.


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, You Go Girl!

Chocolate Would Have Been Fine

OK it was manure, but you get the drift!

Nothing says “I love you” better than a big pile of shit. Hmm, well so says Minnesota farmer Bruce Andersland who spent two days making a half a mile heart out of manure for his wife of 37 years. I bet she was impressed. Yes, Bruce grabbed his tractor and shit spreader and made the symbol of love in his snow covered field as a Valentine’s Day gift. His wife Beth said it was the biggest and most original Valentine she had ever received. Here’s hoping he doesn’t try to top it!


Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious