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Where Was The Force When You Need It?

Bravo, I will take a bouquet of flowers and a surgical mask and raise you a Darth Vader mask. The latest inventive bank robber of the US, has robbed a Chase bank in New York wearing a Darth Vader mask. Seems, however,  old Darth has ditched his light saber and gone for the semi-automatic weapon instead. May the force be with you.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Don’t Mess With Florence Critelli

Damn punks!

All hail Florence Critelli who is 91  and still works as a New York pharmacy cashier on Long Island. This week however, she got more than she bargained for when some scumbag punched her as he tried to steal money from her cash register. Ms Critelli said “He hit me good.”  Despite getting punched in the chest and knocked to the ground she refused medical attention and went back to work to finish her shift. After finishing for the day she got in her car and drove home. Ms Critelli says she can’t wait for the police to nab the thief so she can “smack him” back. Don’t you worry, I am sure there will be a line of people willing to do that for you.


Filed under Friggin Awesome, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, You Go Girl!