The heat just got turned down a notch in Hell. Seems the Michigan 5 acre property rightfully named Hell, has struggled to sell despite a group called Damned trying to raise the $999,666 price tag on a kickstarter site. Now Hell can be all yours for $900,000, which includes Hell’s Chapel of Love, Screams Putt-Putt Golf Course and a gift shop (hmm, let me guess, handbags?). Anywho, go to Hell.
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Listen up single women, here’s a tale you should all heed about finding a meaningful relationship on social media sites. Leah Gibbs, 23, and a mother of two, thought she had found a potential partner on Facebook. She imagined the first date would be spent on the couch watching a DVD and getting to know Adam Minton. Boy was she off the mark.When she arrived at his house he asked if it was OK to give him a lift so he could briefly visit a friend. She drove him to a shopping center and waited in the car for his return. Five minutes later he jumps back in and shouts at her to “Go,go,go”. The bastard had friggin robbed a betting shop at knife point, a fact she was unaware of until police arrived at his house and arrested the both of them. She was now facing the prospect of being jailed for being an accomplice. Needless to say the rest of her date was spent in a cell trying to convince the cops she knew nothing about the robbery. So much for that date, he’s off the market for 4 and half years (not including good behavior).
OK, here’s the thing people, try avoid going to a born-again fortune teller, especially if you are gay! Jamie Cohen was vacationing in Ocean City when he spied a Tarot card reader on the boardwalk and thought it might be a hoot. Hmm, that was until the card reader, June Mitchell, told him he was going to hell! Seems the born again Christian couldn’t help herself when she realized her client was gay. Predictably Mr Cohen stormed out but forgot his cell phone. When he returned to retrieve it Ms Mitchell ordered him out, with a nice gay slur to boot. Ms Mitchell later said she didn’t mean to offend him “I wanted to make him happy,”. She also added her religious doctrine opposes homosexuality. Hmm, doesn’t it oppose fortune telling and the occult too?
Psst I think Ms Mitchell might want to consider a career change!