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Cross Dressing Man Arrested

When 44 year old Allen Galbreath was question by Oklahoma police about why he was carrying an air pistol in his red purse he told them he was “a homosexual, cross-dressing, black male in his forties and needed it for his own protection.” You don’t say. Galbreath was arrested for disorderly conduct after he was found in a park wearing high heels ,carrying a large wooden stick and handing out candy to children.

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Bad Start

Oh dear Sharon Hancox didn’t have the best of weddings, in fact it pretty much sucked. It all went sour at the champagne reception with her new wife after Hancock downed 8 pints of larger with champagne at the gay civil ceremony. Evidently she began letting unwelcome guests party with them which lead to a verbal with the club doorman. In response Hancox pulled down her red dress and flashed her tits. That’s when her partner lunged at the doorman and Hancox took off her red high heels and got stuck into him too. Hancox from Swansea was sentenced to a 12-month community order with 60 hours’ unpaid work…oh and £100 compensation and £150 costs. Night to remember.

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The Problem With High Heels

I am telling you, a stiletto through the eye is going to friggin hurt. Gavin Taylor and his girlfriend Staci Hargreaves were in a taxi having spent the night out in Huddersfield, West Yorks, when they began quarreling. One thing lead to another and Staci allegedly grabbed her stiletto and plunged it into Gavin’s eye. The blow being so harsh the shoe is believed to have pierced his eye, traveled through his eye socket and touched his brain! That’s the problem with those damn high heels,   had it been a flat heel he would have simply had a headache. Anywho, Mr Taylor is recovering in hospital and Ms Hargreaves in a heap of trouble.

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