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I’m On The Highway To Hell

This is what happens if you take on the local government in China. An elderly couple who refused to have their home in a block of flats demolished, because the compensation was too low, now have to contend with a massive traffic and noise nightmare. Thanks to a change in Chinese laws, local authorities can no longer oust people from their homes without their consent but they can sure make their lives are a living hell. This local goverment decided to build the motorway (which goes to the airport) around their property after they refused to budge.

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Well That Really Is a Spread

You know what I hate? When 20 tons of mayonnaise spills onto Interstate 44 in Missouri and you don’t have any bread. I really friggin hate that! The driver is believed to have lost control causing the condiment to spill friggin everywhere.

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More Bye-Bye Blackbirds

Umm, I don’t want to rock your stress meter any more than I have to but another 500 blackbirds have plummeted from the sky, this time in Louisiana on a 500m stretch of highway.This comes days after the town of Beebe in Arkansas was littered with thousands of dead blackbirds.

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They Aren’t On The Highway

OK, here’s the thing dumbass, you’re getting a ticket because you were on the friggin highway. Your mates aren’t on the friggin highway (they are jumping it), so I can’t cite them, so shut the hell up OK!!!!

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Lucky It Wasn’t A Stick Shift!

OMG, a British woman is currently on trial after she was caught  driving and masturbating while overtaking lorries on the M6. Hmm, a multi tasker. It is alleged Miranda Chapman pulled down her pants and undies then went to work pleasuring herself while in full view of the drivers . One of the horrified truck drivers eventually  dobbed her in to police. Her lawyer is claiming she masturbated to “feel better” after hearing that her mentally ill daughter was pregnant and her son was off to Afghanistan. She told the court she wasn’t deliberately driving slow so the truckies could sneak a peek. Awkward.

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Leave It To Beaver

Barry really wanted to be a ballet dancer

Some dumbassed beaver who can’t build a dam for Jack has been blamed for flooding a highway in Ottawa. Yes, his poorly constructed wall collapsed leaving the road covered in 10cm of water and closed for over three hours. Sheez, shame on you beaver, what a disgrace!

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This Little Piggy

A miniature musk hog caused a little headache for Taiwanese police as it was trying to go wee ,wee, wee all the way home. The highway came to a virtual standstill as a man with a net tried to catch the elusive beast. I suspect it is probably bacon by now….

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