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Hillary or Bust

What happens when someone erects a naked statue of Hillary Clinton in New York City? Can’t be unseen.

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Monica Chants For Hillary Clinton

Poor Hillary, not only did she have to dodge flying tomatoes and shoes  from Egyptian demonstrators during her visit to Alexandria but she had to endure the embarrassing taunts of “Monica, Monica”.  It’s a bitch being the US Secretary of State…. and being married to Bill!!!

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Terrorist Vs The Cartoonist Update

Hello, mommy says I shouldn't talk to strangers!

Okie Dokie, a little update on the cartoonist vs the assassin. Seems like Kurt Westergaard didn’t take his 5 year old granddaughter into the panic room (as first thought) when the axe wielding fanatic broke into his house. It is being reported he left her in the living room and locked himself in his special room all by himself while the mad man swore and carried on like a pork chop, attacking the bathroom door with an axe. Mr Westergaard said ” I feared for my grandchild. But she did great. I knew that he wouldn’t do anything to her.” He went on to say “It was close, really close. But we did it.” Geez gramps, I wouldn’t be so proud! Anywho, the Islamic Somali fanatic who can’t be named (Why the hell not?) is the same dude who was involved in an assassination plot against Hillary Clinton last year.

Psst I bet cartoonist is off babysitting duties until further notice!

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Keep It In Mind!

Please!

Please!

How much do you think Chelsea Clinton is worth? Go on, have yourself a guess! Hmm, well if Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor is anything to go by about 40 goats and 20 cows. That is what the Kenyan offered the Clinton’s to take their only daughter off their hands. Yep, in 2000 Godwin asked Bill for Chelsea’s hand in marriage. Hmm, politely the Clinton’s declined…I think, haven’t seen her lately? Fast forward nine years later and he still wants to marry her.Mrs Clinton was quick to respond during her recent trip to Africa “My daughter is her own person. I will convey this very kind offer,” That is politician speak for “no friggin way”. If Chelsea accepts she might have to squish over a bit in bed to make room for Godwin’s other wife. As for Godwin he is optimistic that the 29 year old will accept his offer. Good luck with that! Hmm, you never know it might come in handy as a negotiation chip if any American journos go missing in Africa!

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Queer Guy For the Straight Eye

Fashion guru

Pot calling the kettle!

Sheez, ever since Kim Jong Il became a fashion guru of sorts, he has become highly critical of the international community. He makes no secret of the fact he loathes Imadinnerjacket’s love of grey suits but now poor old Hillary has come under the microscope of Il fashion. I’m guessing her comfy (more than one wear) orange pantsuit she whipped out for her recent visit to Manila was the last straw.

OK, he may have a point!

OK, he may have a point!

Suddenly out of Pyongyang comes these hurtful insults “Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping.” Hell Hills, I wouldn’t put up with that. I think you should at least pull the piss on his chin high pants (in the most diplomatic way of course).Gosh, they don’t hold back do they? A foreign ministry spokesman for the North Korean government went on to say “Her words suggest that she is by no means intelligent,” Ah OK, this must be in response to her bitchy remarks about the UN’s lazy ass attitude towards the North’s nuclear and missile testing which have resulted in the death of 8 fish.

An oldie but a goodie….

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I Hear Korea is Lovely in Spring Time

Nanananaa

I want apology, 4 cases of Pepsi and a free lesson with Tiger Woods!

When two American journos put their tootsies into North Korea I don’t think they were expecting to get an inside scoop on the prison system. But for Laura Ling and Lisa Ling 12 years of hard labor is a heavy price to pay for illegally entering Kim Jong Il’s personal space. Unfortunately it  also kinda sucks that their arrests coincided with the world’s condemnation of Pyongyang’s nuclear weapons test. Dear Leader is mighty pissed and I am not even sure if the “Team America” of Gore, Clinton and Richardson can save them. Especially when Hillary has threatened to throw them back on that damn terror list.The two reporters were covering a story on fleeing North Korean refugees when they were detained, now it seems they will also be covering an exclusive behind the scenes look at a North Korean labor camp. Hmm, I hate to think what constitutes “hard labor”,  just watching them friggin march looks exhausting!

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