Oh dear lord, a group of historians believe they have uncovered another reason why Hitler became such an abomination. Seems he had a micro penis along with an undescended testicle. Which would explain why all the hyped up rumours that a flying piece of hot shrapnel sliced his testicles during the Battle of the Somme in the WWI. The condition , known as penile Hypospadius, meant he most likely peed from a small hole at the base of his penis. Hitler was known to have an aversion to being seen naked and fortunately never produced any offsprings.
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Well the winner would have to be Hitler’s food tasters. Take a bow Margot Woelk (now 95). Ms Woelk was one of a dozen women forced to eat the Fuhrers food to make sure it wasn’t poisoned. She and the rest of the woman would eat the feast then be observer for an hour later , before Hitler was served. She eventually escaped but believes the other tasters were shot by the advancing Russians. I don’t what whether it was better to chew or swallow!!!
Rajesh Shah, a men’s clothing shop owner in India, has upset the local Jewish population by naming his store “Hitler”. Shah named it after his business partner’s grandfather who was nicknamed Hitler. Shah swears the only thing he knew about the Nazi dictator was he was strict. Hmm, me thinks he fibs as he has used the Indian swastika for the dot above the i.
Hey Loons, get your pocket money out, Hitler’s bed sheets are up for auction. Oooh, imagine rolling around in that Nazi linen? A single white bedsheet and pillowcase embroidered with swastikas and Adolph’s initials could be yours for around £3000. Seems Hitler’s trusty housekeeper Anni Winter removed a lot of Hitler’s personal items after he and Eva commited soup pudding in the bunker and the items are now resurfacing around auction houses in Europe. Hmm, I have my doubts Adolph ever slept in a single bed, unless of course Eva kicked him out for snoring. Anywho, anyone who doesn’t fear bad karma can bid next week in Bristol.
Oh dear, Hitler has heard about the Kim Kardashian tragedy, that was her marriage….