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Too Soon?

Goes to show news readers don’t listen!!!!

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Fake It In Style

OMG, stop before you embarrass yourself designer label freaks. Those $68 Louis Vuitton condoms are fakes. Fakes, do you hear me. Evidently the housewives of Beverley Hills went into an uber frenzy when news spread that the French fashion house was launching a range of condoms embossed with the ‘LV’ logo. Alas, it was just a hoax by Georgia Republic architect Irakli Kiziria. Suck it up princesses.

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Yeah, About that Emergency Alert

What could possibly go wrong with the National Emergency Alert System ? A hacker sending thousands of New Jersey residents an extreme alert text informing them to “seek shelter immediately” due to the “extreme threat to life”, that’s what! Everybody panic!!!! Residents in the Monmouth and Ocean counties were left friggin freaking, wondering what the hell it could be, while someone, somewhere was having a good old giggle. New Jersey Homeland Security later tweeted that there was  no friggin emergency…as you were. Hmm, great help for those already barricaded  in underground bunkers, huddled in the brace position .

Whoopsie

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Prison Psychologist Should Have Talked About It!!

OK, here’s the thing prison psychologist, faking being raped to convince your hubby to move to a safer neighborhood is a bit excessive, don’t ya think? Laurie Ann Martinez split her lip, wet her pants, ripped her blouse and scraped her knuckles with sandpaper  to give the impression of being mugged and raped in her Sacramento  home. Martinez and her friends eventually admitted to police the whole thing was a hoax to convince her hubby to move. Hmm, guess what? Hubby packed his bags and left 6 weeks after the incident and filed for divorce. Where does one start with the moral of this story?

Want sauce with that?

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I’ll Pass On The Banana Smoothie

Want to know the best way to make the sales of bananas plummet? Spread a rumor via email that Mozambique bananas are infected with a flesh eating disease. Yes, that will do it. The email warns people against eating the fruit because they could be infected by necrotising fasciitis just like South African bananas. What the?

Psst It’s not true, walk away, no flesh eating  bananas here!

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Nice Balls Beckham

This is so lame, of course the video is fake. Michael Jackson’s hair catching fire, now that was real!!!!

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Bigfoot Sighting Alert

Dude the art of fooling the public is to at least make your video of Bigfoot look real!  Thomas Byers, a North Carolina man, claims he filmed Bigfoot shuffling  across Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County on Wednesday night . Anywho, he managed to shoot a horrendously grainy, out of focus 5 sec grab of the illusive beast and post it on Youtube. He claims and I quote “One thing I know is the smell of it was horrid. It smelled like a cross between road kill and a skunk. And it did not like the fact that I was there on the road with it. In the video you can hear it snarl or growl at me as it crosses the road.” Come on loons what’s the verdict ….attention whore?

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UFO Over Jerusalem

No need to panic Loons, but what the hell was that glowing object flying over the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem on Saturday? The object appeared in the sky at around 1am  and slowly descended to almost ground level before shooting upwards at lightning fast speed. Four different vids from 4 different perspectives have appeared on Youtube. Former Ministry of Defence UFO investigator Nick Pope said “We know the Israeli army has some very high-tech drones at its disposal. If this is one, it is one of the most advanced pieces of technology created by man.” Personally I think it could be Roger Ramjet. Thoughts?

Psst The Dome of The Rock is a no fly zone.

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Merry Christmas 999

Attention time wasting 999 callers, the Hertfordshire police have had enough. Please don’t ring unless you have a friggin emergency….

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WTF Is That?

If you go into the Louisiana woods today you’re sure of a big friggin surprise. A deer hunter got the freak scared out of him when he stumbled across this thing in the dark. Despite the hunter saying it is definitely not a hoax, he’s getting a dissing from commenters on the Wildgame Innovations website he posted the vid on.

Boo!

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